冇咩緊要野, 唔好摷醒我....

07年8月18日東方日報報導:

35.2C, 又跑

今日見好天, 4點零鐘又去跑. 見個天唔係好晒, 以為冇咩野, 冇帶水. 點知用呢排跑開既步速跑到中段, 個 heart rate 去到 174... 局住收慢... 全程平均 heart rate 都有 166...

番到屋企上天文台一check... 原來當時沙田係 35.2c, 冇咩風, 計埋 wind-chill effect... 盛惠過40c....

下次都係帶支水穩陣d... 唔係真係好易中暑!

頭痛醫頭!!

安全中心發標籤油魚指引

遲成大半年都不特止, 仲要頭痛醫頭!! 咁其他食物又點呀? "礦泉水" 使唔使管呀? "低糖XXXX" 使唔使管呀? "低脂XXXX" 又使唔使管呀? "北海道XXXX" 又使唔使管呀? "蟃魚" 又點呢? "咸魚" 又如何? 而家所有"唐生菜" 唔係真正原種既唐生菜, 又點計先? "有機" 又有冇訂明先?

頂! 所有既規範都係要定個原則出黎架啦, 咁而家個原則係邊先? 如果我時間多真係逐樣食品寫信去問食物不安全中心... 答都答到佢手軟!!

食物如是, 中成藥就仲大獲... 亂過亂世佳人!!

垃圾政府！！！！！！

Dinosaur and the kids

世界大亂!!

內地生活無依偷竊者可免罪

咁都得? 內地至少有兩三億係生活無依既人.... 你話會點?

呢個方案簡直係將照顧無依者呢個政府責任放在社會中富有一群人既身上. 咁政府仲有咩用?

A lawyer story

Get the following story via chain-mail the second time, don't know if it's true or not. The first time I read this story was a few years back, so it's not new. But I still think it's funny and can resist to blog it. There it goes.

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A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fire.

Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company.

In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires."

The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason, that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.

The lawyer sued and WON!

(Stay with me.)

Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company, which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable "fire" and was obligated to pay the claim.

Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the cigars lost in the "fires".

NOW FOR THE BEST PART...

After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!!

With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine.

This is a true story and was the First Place winner in the recent Criminal Lawyers Award Contest.

ONLY IN AMERICA , NO WONDER THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES THINK WE'RE NUTS!

咩都加價

豬牛羊雞咩都加, 連罐頭食品都話要加價, 歸根到底又係薯仔總統做既好事, 真係多得佢唔少!!

呢個加價潮始於2006年薯仔發表左個政策, 要大大增加汽油代用品既數量達目前既4倍. 汽油代用品中最重要既一種係乙醇 (ethanol), 生產乙醇既最重要材料係粟米, 所以呢個政策令粟米價不斷上升, 至今超過一倍 (自發表該政策起計). 由於粟米為主要既飼料, 所以養豬牛雞既成本大增, 導致乜都要加價既局面.

搭飛機去旅行麻麻煩煩都係因為阿薯仔, 都算! 畢竟我唔係成日搭飛機. 而家朝朝食既餐蛋麵要加一蚊雞, 茲事體大, 一定要朝朝咒薯仔, 等佢夜夜眼眉跳, 以發洩我心頭之不快!!

買錯鞋

新買既跑鞋我本來叫8號半, 點知間死人鞋鋪俾對8號我... 求其試一試, 因為我平時都係著8號鞋, 所以實o岩, 冇睇清楚就俾錢. 呢兩日試跑... 有少少窄. 一睇之下... 嗚嗚嗚!!!

唔知係唔係個 sales 太有經驗, 一睇就知我係著8號.....

唉, 唯有用黎行街著啦. :(

下世投胎做咩?

某人說: "下世投胎我一定要做豬, 仲要做豬公!"
他人問: "點解呢?"
某人答: "豬公成世豬只係做三樣野: 食, 睡, 配種. 你話幾咁正呢!!"

好唔公平呀!!

點解選港姐既出黎行行企企就掂, 而選港男就又要打筋斗又要跳火圈??

貧富差距拉大的後遺症

紮鐵工人罷工要求加薪

真惡攪!

Another pair of running shoes

When I jog more, I need another pair of shoes for interchange. So I get the Wave Elixir 2, at MK for $349. Nice price!



Thou I get mine at Wan Kee, I really would like to suggest Athletics Nation at MK. The boss is a really nice guy, and professional enough to give me many advise in choosing jogging shoes as well as my jog training. He is willing to continue advising me, even thou he knew I am not going to buy from them (Wave Inspire 3 is really ideal for me and my purpose, but I already have one pair. Wave Elixir 2 also suits me, but they don't have my size). The best thing is, the boss will tell me which model is not suitable for me, even I told him that I like the style... This is the second time I prepared to buy but can get what I wanted at Athletics Nation: the first time was when I shop for the Casio Heart Rate Monitor. Too bad.

Forerunner 305

A GPS + Heart-rate-monitor watch. It can keep track the jogging distance via it's GPS, quite interesting.

問政府

打去 1823:
"唔該我想問一問係私人業權既公眾地方內攪活動有冇咩野要申請架?"
"等我查一查..... 應該有個 "公眾場所娛樂牌照", 要向食環處申請. 你可以打去 xxxxxxxx 食環處牌照部問"
(好快好清楚, 抵讚!)

"係唔係食環署牌照部? 我想問一問 "公眾場所娛樂牌照" 係管d咩野?"
"errrr... 我呢個部唔負責呢個牌, 請問你邊一區邊條街架? 我俾分區辦事處既電話你打去問啦"
"乜而家香港唔同地區有唔同法例既咩? 點解你要知咩區呀?"
"errrrrr..... 因為呢個牌唔係總部負責既, 所以要分區辦事處先知詳情架...."
"我只係問個牌照管d咩咋播!! 分區負責你地總部就唔知既咩? 分區辦事處唔係總部管既咩? 總部都唔知個牌照管d咩野咁點樣管分區呀? 你成個總部牌照部冇人答倒我呢個咁基本既問題既咩??"
"errrrrrrrrrr.... 因為真係分區既幫辦負責, 總部真係唔知咩情架... 先生你邊一區架? 我俾分區電話你丫..."
"分咩區遮! 你敢唔敢話俾我聽香港唔同地區有唔同法例丫? 係既我就話俾你聽我邊一區!"
"errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..... 又唔係既.... errrrrr"
"咁事旦一區啦.... 尖沙咀啦"
<舒一口氣地> "個電話係 xxxxxxxx, 多謝查詢......"

"係唔係尖沙咀食環處? 我想問 "公眾場所娛樂牌照" 係管咩範圍架?"
"先生你可唔可以講邊條街? 我俾番負責果位幫辦個電話係問丫"
"唔同街個法例唔同既咩? 因為商業機密, 我唔鐘意話俾你知咩街. 咁你有冇人可以答我丫?"
"d幫辦真係出晒去做野...."
"d法例唔係幫辦定架下嘛? 我只係問法例既野, 冇其他人可以答既咩?"
"errrrrrrrrrr.... 咁先生你等一等啦...."

玩左一大輪.... 卒之有個人可以好清楚咁解釋左呢條咁on-q 既法例同牌照我知.... 哈!!